Random Poem #1

Nothing rhymes with anythingBut nothing rhymes with orangeSo orange rhymes with anythingAnd everything rhymes with orange

Wigs

Really. What is the point of wigs?Here’s an idea. When someone goes to buy a wig, give them counselling instead.Poor misguided buffoons.
The Butterfly Effect

The Butterfly Effect

“Yeah, we know, chaos and that.” Well no. This is a different one. Although not without an element of chaos. This butterfly effect is all about flitting from flower to flower. And is the perfect analogy for what I have to fight against most. In short, I...

Athletic? Moi?

Friday. “Dress down” day.Only one thought. Why do they make men’s clothes with the word ‘Athletic’ on them in XXL+ sizes?