Random Poem #1

Sep 14

Random Poem #1

Nothing rhymes with anythingBut nothing rhymes with orangeSo orange rhymes with anythingAnd everything rhymes with orange

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Wigs

Sep 13

Wigs

Really. What is the point of wigs?Here’s an idea. When someone goes to buy a wig, give them counselling instead.Poor misguided buffoons.

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The Butterfly Effect

Sep 12

The Butterfly Effect

“Yeah, we know, chaos and that.“Well no. This is a different one. Although not without an element of chaos.This butterfly effect is all about flitting from flower to flower. And is the perfect analogy for what I have to fight against most. In short, I try to do too many things and ultimately have a challenge finishing. Despite this, I do get a lot done...

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Athletic? Moi?

Sep 01

Athletic? Moi?

Friday. “Dress down” day.Only one thought. Why do they make men’s clothes with the word ‘Athletic’ on them in XXL+ sizes?

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