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Jun 26

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Sometimes I feel I little torn. During a favourite and frequent pastime (listening to music repeatedly clicking the Stumble button) I arrived at this Wikipedia page. And then I arrive at an oft repeated conundrum. I am torn between two opinions: “Oooh, that’s quite interesting.” “What eejit spent their time not only thinking that up but...

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In no way, shape or form

Jun 13

In no way, shape or form

“In no way, shape or form” Listen up people, PLEASE stop saying this useless phrase. It is driving me mad.One of “way”, “shape” or “form” is enough. Really. It is.Thanks, I appreciate your cooperation. Coz if you don’t I’ll drive over your head in my car, vehicle or...

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Broke the rules…

Jun 07

Broke the rules…

Ok, I said I wouldn’t write any of the new book until I finished The Beatle Man. And I suppose that’s true. It is ‘finished’. Its just that really should be sorting out a decent synopsis. But I’ve got a cold and I’m really not in the mood. So I wrote this instead. The (potential) opening paragraph of Terra Exitus. Whether or not it...

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And now…the end is near…

Jun 06

And now…the end is near…

And so we arrive here. At the edge of a cliff. After many years of toil, the manuscript of my first novel is ready to submit. Which simply means I’m sick of the sight of it. But I think that’s normal. I found as I did the last two readthroughs that you enter a dangerous period. One in which every bit you read starts to look rubbish and you feel compelled...

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