Review of 2009 Goals

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Category : zeitgeist

The time has come to see how I did against my goals for 2009.

1. Throw Some Stuff Out
As previously reported, this went well, although their remains much to do. The garage still has to be reclaimed. But work has started on recovering some storage space.

2. A Great Photo
Still don’t think I nailed it but had a lot of fun taking photos this year.

3. A Complete First Draft
I gave up on this fairly early on this year. There is now a very robust writing plan for next year and a shiny new iMac to write on in a lovely yellow study with fairy stickers on the wall. There can be no more excuses. I still have doubts about Terra Exitus but I’m going to give it a serious go…

4. Sell Film Rights for The Beatle Man
This one was only ever here as a joke. I still think there is a good episode of Taggart in there though.

5. Spend Less Money
Well, this was a largely a fail but there was some sensible spending and the house is a lot better and we had a nice holiday.

6. Lose Weight
Panic set in after going to Italy. I was back to a record high weight. So I went on a bit of a diet and it worked. I’ve taken a few backward steps over Christmas but I have found hitherto undiscovered discipline and can stop eating chocolate at will and have found a taste for muesli. Who knows, I might even do some exercise.

7. Time Division Multiplexing
Needs more work but I have a plan, so that’s a start.

8. No Alarms
Fingers crossed. We’re alarm free.

9. The Photo Project
Approaching the start of success of a sort. I got the website live and started the first projects and got an excellent response with a large number of photos donated. I’ll be building the first book very soon. Which is quite exciting really. Thanks to all who have helped and supported.

10. More Writing
I did the sensible thing for this year. I gave up. Going to start afresh with a gang of four separate things to write. I’m working on the basis that I might just be arsed with one of them at any given time. I’m already 25% through one and 80% through another so it’s not that high a hill to climb.

I’m not going to set any specific goals for 2010. As blog content goes, I’m finding it a little dull. I know what I want to write, I might need to think about a new job at some point but other than that, I’m just going to try and relax and enjoy myself. Something I’m traditionally not all that good at.

Oh, and next year, I will be mostly 40… more on that later no doubt.

24 Hours to Live Movie Marathon

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Category : zeitgeist

I struggled for about 23 seconds to come up with my regular (ahem) end of year blog meme. Could I top the previous success (ahem) of the Desert Island C90 at the end of 2008 or the infinitely forgettable Best Album Tracks of 2007 (or the Amazon £50 challenge I chucked in at some point)? Shouldn’t be hard, some might say.

This year, I thought I would stay away from music and try something in movies. So here it is…

You have 24 hours to live. What films are you going to watch to fill the time? Yes, yes, I know, you’d want to spend your time the family/high class hookers etc but work with me here… it’s just a game, go with it.

Once again, I’ve made this take so incredibly long that only the deranged/devoted/bored will be bothered giving it a go. Again, you have to think about value for time and you should ideally focus on the films you would want to watch, not just those that make you look cool in a list.

It’s best to fill the 24 hours ( you don’t want to waste precious time ), so going a little bit over seems acceptable. After all, when are Doctors ever that accurate. I’m sure you could hang on that final 30 minutes to find out who is the Dad in Mamma Mia. Also, you would gain some time back but chopping the credits.

As an aid, 24 hours is 1440 minutes and IMDB will give you the official film lengths.

So, get a couple of big bottles of juice, a 24 pack of crisps, 6 pork pies and bucket to pee in and off you go….

Top 10 Best Goals

Category : showcase

Holidays are the time for trawling YouTube and making pointless ‘best of’ lists. So, in no particular order, my top 10 goals (with a very large Man Utd bias obviously).

Mark Hughes – Wales Vs Spain
I got many a bruise trying to do this. Give it a go. It is nowhere near as easy as Sparky makes this look.

Eric Cantona – Man Utd Vs Sheff Utd
The goal is great, the celebration is probably even better.

Denis Bergkamp – Holland Vs Argentina
This is a thing of beauty. Taking into account the stage and time in the game, this is all kinds of awesome. Great commentary too.

Marco Van Basten – Holland Vs USSR
Woof! I remember watching this as it happened and it was more of an immediate feeling of surprise that he had even tried this.

Archie Gemmell – Scotland Vs Holland
When something like this happens when you’re 8, you’re never really going to forget it. At this stage of the game we still had a, typically Scots, hope that we could still go through.

Ole – Man Utd Vs Bayern Munich
For any Man Utd fan, this will always be the greatest goal ever. I may never go this nuts again when a goal goes in. Only the second time I proper lost it at football. The first time was about 2 minutes before this. I had waited 29 years for a European Cup Final. I was allowed.

Wayne Rooney – Man Utd Vs Newcastle
You don’t save those. The thing I love about this is how he seemlessly transitions from monaing at the ref to a light jog to clattering it in the net. Take a bow son.

Maradona Vs England
As Alan Hansen would say, pace, power, pace, control, pace, power. This goal is the reason that the whole ‘hand of god’ thing doesn’t really matter.

Roberto Carlos – Real Madrid vs Tenerife
I really like to think he meant this.

Zinedine Zidane – Real Madrid vs Bayer Leverkusen
Best goal ever scored in Scotland?

Goals I couldn’t add because they weren’t embeddable from YouTube were:

Ryan Giggs’ goal vs Arsenal in the 1999 FA Cup Semi-Final
This is the goal that made me get Sky Sports.
Steven Gerrard’s 2nd goal from the 2006 FA Cup Final
90th minute and he does this? Outrageous.

The Space Shuttle

Category : showcase

On 12th April 1981, I was an 11 year old boy. I sat an watched in awe as Columbia made the maiden flight of the Space Shuttle. It looked not entirely unlike this.



Columbia Taking Off

The coverage of the launches in those days wasn’t quite as sexy as it is now. You got the whoosh up into the sky for 90 seconds or so and that was about it. None of the on board camera showing external tank separation and the like. Even so, it left a very strong imprint on me.

It seems pretty certain that that moment was the beginning of my mini space obsession and ultimately led me to go back and become a bit of an Apollo buff. And yet, it isn’t lauded anywhere, in popular culture at least, anywhere near as much as the events on 1969. You can perhaps understand why but, yet, the significance and engineering achievement cannot be understated.

I remember the first landing too. I was outside playing football and my Mum shouted out the window to tell me the Shuttle was landing. I got some odd looks as I sprinted up the 28 stairs. In many ways, the landing was a lot cooler than take-off. I’d seen the whole rockety lift-off thing before, but something coming out of space and gliding down to the ground was something else entirely. It just seemed like an implausibly tricky thing to do. Obviously, having read all about the landing process, I’m probably even more impressed than I was then. ( Terminal Area Energy Management anyone? )



Discovery Landing

A lot of the detail of the first flight was lost on me. For example, I didn’t really get how cool it was that the guy flying the thing that day had walked on the moon. Also, I didn’t appreciate that this was the first time NASA had ever done the maiden launch of a manned vehicle with someone in it.*

For those of my generation, this was our Apollo. Except it wasn’t. Because it isn’t associated with the same romantic notions or fond remembrances. I just missed being around for Apollo. I was in existence for all 6 moon landings and was breathing air for 4 of them, albeit far too young to remember anything at all. For the kids of the Apollo generation it seems to have been very seminal. Musicians from Billy Bragg to the Inspiral Carpets people have sung about it. As yet, it doesn’t seem that the Space Shuttle has had a similar impact. I thought this particular balance needed to be redressed. By me. In a blog post. Watch the world listen.

There is perhaps a tendency to view the Space Shuttle as no more than a truck; a big white Eddie Stobart lorry (sans girl’s names). There is no romance of exploration, no big white moon, footprints or golf balls; just dull things like science and satellites.

The problem is that the Space Shuttle was not as much of a human story so it doesn’t have as wide an appeal. Sadly, and all main human stories were tragic ones. I remember both moments I found out about the loss of Challenger and Columbia. Both very sad events, not least because they were largely avoidable. It didn’t need Richard Feynman so say what the issues were they were known. And this is where, ultimately, the struggle for balance will be. NASA made great strides forward off the back of making measured risk judgements.

And therein lies the problem. Where do we go after the shuttle if we become too scared to take risks and even less inclined to spend any money?

Soon the Space Shuttles will be retired to museums and will be (may be?) replaced with something entirely less glamorous and, in many ways, a step backwards to something recognisable from the 1960’s. This isn’t how our childhood visions**** of space development were meant to look.



Discovery In Space – nice shooting kid

Just like the demise of Concorde, we are taking some backward steps in the way of more economic progress. Obviously, you can’t ignore the fact the successes of Apollo and the moon (and indeed that of Concorde) were achieved with a significant economic burden. But it seems the more fiscally prudent approach could easily become counter-productive with the lack of glamour and excitement denuding public interest and support further. For as cool as Cassini-Huygens and Opportunity and Spirit are, if you ask 100 people on the street what they are and they will not have a clue ( and will scurry off to watch Family Fortunes ).

As much I will be sad to see the Shuttles confined to museums, I fear more that the end of their missions will spell the beginning of a bit gap in space exploration and pushing new boundaries. If I can get a little grand, surely it is our duty as a race to do all we can do push those boundaries? If we can conjure up $800 billion from thin air to bail out a bunch of no-good greedy bankers, why can’t we go back to the high spend days of Apollo and set ourselves bigger and better challenges? Have we all become too self-interested, entertainment fuelled and introspective to care about doing anything for the sake of exploration or adventure.


Columbia Flies Over Endeavour

I fear I may never see my Apollo, someone walking on Mars or a space discovery of life-changing proportions. Why? Because we appear not to care enough any more. The best thing we have flying now are some ageing Shuttles designed in the early 1970’s – a bit like me.

Maybe it will only be after they are gone that a more romantic remembrance of the Shuttles will emerge. Although you never can be sure. I’ve not heard many songs about SkyLab.

So, with only a few missions left the STS party is nearly over. Perhaps the only chance I’ll get to see a Shuttle while still operational is if it lands at Cambeltown, but, on balance, I’d rather than didn’t happen.

As an aside…

I suppose that day in 1981 must have subliminally informed my decision to become an engineer.

I was lucky enough to have my very first ‘professional’ job working in the space industry. As a very young student, I worked for the summer in the Space Group at Ferranti in Edinburgh.** There they made components for satellites and the like. My very first task was to write a procedure for applying ink to circuit boards. Sounds easy enough, except that the manufacturer’s instructions were written in French.*** After a few garbled phone calls to Belgium, I had my procedure done and submitted for approval in the US. I don’t mention this to break my own boring record. The point is that I have as much respect for the patience of the modern space engineer as I have for the ingenuity. You see, in a world where you get one chance to fire something into the sky and on a rocket and it has to work in the extremes of space for maybe 15 years without failure. You tend not to take any risks. And therefore you take your time. A lot of it.

These guys can spend ten years (or more) working on a single project and, in the 30 seconds of launch, it can all go a bit explodey of they can experience a very singular joy of seeing their creation lift off into space. The extremes of possible emotion. I was lucky enough to see this first hand when we watched a video of a launch from Kourou with the Ferranti guys as one of their projects launched. On that occasion, nothing blew up, and everyone was happy. Very happy.

I suppose I would have liked to have continued in the space industry although it’s not entirely clear if I’d have had that kind of patience!

* John Young had been offered a slight less risky first mission but declined saying “let’s not practice Russian roulette”
** I now live half a mile from the flats that now occupy the site.
*** Luckily, I could read/talk French then. Et maintenant? Bof!
**** I love how that Wikipedia page appears to be in no doubt that these ships exist

Images are courtesy of NASA/Wikimedia Commons and are linked to source pages.

2009 – Photo Review of the Year

Category : photography

As a fan of the “end of year” meme, thought I’d start a new one with a look back over the photos I took during the year. Nothing more than an excuse to flick back through them all and have a bit of fun picking a few faves.

So, here it is, 2009 – my year in photos…

What to do in January? Hide in the hothouse of Edinburgh’s botanic gardens, where you will find robins, also inside, hiding from the cold, but also posing for the camera.

What to do in March while your family are at the Spongebob show? Walk round Edinburgh in the dark pretending to be William Eggleston.

April saw a wee jaunt to London for Easter. Didn’t appear to be anyone else there.

May say an almost unheard of appearance of the Pallas Cat in Edinburgh Zoo. You can see more zoo photos herehttp://www.edinburghseasons.com/2009-07-08/scott-liddell-vists-edinburgh-zoo-part-1/.

Sucata Split

Also, in May, the small matter of a drive across Europe to Croatia. I took about 1300 hundred photos. Here is a but a small sample:

“There’s a Christmas tree somewhere in London with a bunch of presents underneath it that’ll never be opened. And I thought, if I survive all of this, I’d go to that house, apologize to the mother there, and accept whatever punishment she chose for me. Prison… death… didn’t matter. Because at least in prison and at least in death, you know, I wouldn’t be in Bruges. But then, like a flash, it came to me. And I realized, man, maybe that’s what hell is: the entire rest of eternity spent in Bruges. And I really really hoped I wouldn’t die. I really really hoped I wouldn’t die.”

I actually quite liked it. Very pretty. And empty. Which is ideal if you want to take photos at night. You can see more of the Bruges shots here.

And here are three-quarters of @teamgi, actually smiling in Bruges to prove it wasn’t that bad. From left to right, @thomam, @dougier and @aigwilson.

8 sad eyes looked backward down the hill as they headed to airport. There, below them, Dubrovnik, the jewel of the Adriatic and host of the Miss Croatia supermodel competition they stumbled into the night before.

Of course, it wasn’t all fun, there as the small matter of getting an ageing Citroën over the Alps via the Flüela Pass. No, no, no fun at all. And we met some interesting people along the way…

like Morris Dancers…

…and gentlemen with large red noses.

And my favourite from from the Sucata trip is this one, an HDR shot of Split in Croatia at night. Go here to view it large with a black background.

The summer saw trips back to the Botanic Gardens…

…and many trips to the allotments as my Dad’s new shed took shape.

September saw a cracking day at Leuchars. Amazing sun and planes.

Highlight of the whole year has to be the arrival of my wee nephew, here with his big lanky streak of piss Dad (love ya @khev :-) )

And the day after he was born, we nipped off to Italy and a fun week in Sorrento.

Well, that was 2009. Happy days. Happy 2010 all.

Updated Social Media Map

Category : technology

While preparing a presentation on Social Media last night, I thought I should update my Social Media Map to see what, if anything, had changed from the original version from the start of the year.

Surprisingly, it hasn’t changed all that much. There are a few additions but nothing that has dropped off. I don’t use blip.fm all that much these days and Foursquare has only just arrived. I think TwitterFeed also got the bullet for being unreliable so I’ve recently switched to FeedBurner.

Notable absences are any connections to LinkedIn, which I don’t feel is right for me and Posterous which I like the look of but don’t feel the need for.

I should maybe add some info on Twitter clients but it’s already looking a bit cluttered. Mostly I use Echofon in Firefox, PockeTwit on the phone and occasionally TweetDeck.

Hoarding Versus Storage – A Conundrum

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Category : technology, zeitgeist

I‘ve always been a hoarder. Obviously, I refer to this particular prediliction as collector but, the fact remains, chucking stuff out is not in my make up. Aside for the ubiquitous big box of wires, I still have the postcard collection of my youth, all my coins, books I’ve read and won’t read again, books I’ve never read and, crucially, all my music.

I started buying vinyl at the end of the 70’s and did so constantly until I started buying CD’s around 1991. I have hundreds of albums and just as many, probably more, CD’s. My vinyl has been lugged with me between houses/cities and very rarely leaves the increasingly battered storage boxes. I still have a turntable (2 in fact) but they’re far from a state that I can easily set them up. So, the vinyl provides a rather perfect embodiment of a literal dead weight.


but ain’t it lovely?

A couple of years ago, I put myself through the modern day hell of ripping all my CD’s. It took the best of part of 2 weeks but I got there. So, I now have a lovely wee NAS sitting under the TV and allows me to stream everything I own from anywhere in the house ( and two other copies on external drives, I’m doing down all that again ).

So, let’s recap:

  1. I have many, many boxes of vinyl I never play.
  2. I have many, many boxes of CD’s I never (physically) play in the house.
  3. 100% of the time in the car, I play ripped music on an MP3 player.
  4. 90% of the time in the house I listen to Spotify rather than my own ripped music.

None of this was an issue when all these boxes were just strenuously lugged up into the attic. But, since a man passing himself off as a builder came and took all my money, that is now where I sleep. The vinyl and CD’s are now spread about between the house and the garage.

And here is the conundrum. Do I keep them? Why do I need them?

The answer for the vinyl is fairly easy. I’m keeping it for HUGELY sentimental reasons. I tried ripping it with a USB turntable and got far too bored. So, for the moment, the vinyl is going nowhere.

But the CD’s? I could bin them, not that attached but, of course, the crucial thing is that, they would cost a lot to replace and the insurance company won’t go for “there was £x000 of music on that NAS that blew up until a hail of cat pee“. So, binning the CD’s would be little previous.

So, I’ve decided I’m going to keep the CD’s and throw out the boxes ( an idea I knicked from @stuartamdouglas ). I’ve ordered some CD wallets and transfer will start when they arrive. I may even do the same with DVD’s.

If you’re looking for lots of CD boxes, I’m yer man.

I suspect there will be some I’ll be too squeamish to bin. We’ll see. It’ll be interesting.

It does open up a lot of thoughts on the nature of ownership of digital media. Clearly, the MP3 world has led to a move away from the need for a physical thing to have. And, with more and more cloud based music storage solutions appearing, it won’t be long before you don’t really ever have a file either. You’ll just buy the right to be able to listen to something stored in the cloud (or more likely you’ll just ‘own’ a pointer to the file in the cloud, which is what Amazon should do if they’d bother to read my blog). This is already true with Spotify which is why I’m listening to music on Spotify now as I type. Truth is, I’d pay for Spotify, which is why they probably should make me pay before they go bust!

PhotoBlog : Colours

Category : photography

A selection of photos, each with a particular colour, click on any image to download hi-res for free from MorgueFile. See me, see Kieslowski

I do like the way I have handily annotated each image.

Yellow


Red


Blue


Green


Orange


Gold


Pink

What The Romans Did : Part 2 – Up Pompeii

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Category : photography

Following on from the unacclaimed post on Herculaneum, the inevitable Pompeii post rears its head. This was my second visit to Pompeii which is perhaps reflected in my slightly unenthusiastic collection of images or perhaps I was just deflated after a rainy morning in Herculaneum.

The thing that strikes you most on leaving Herculaneum and arriving in Pompeii is quite how much bigger the site is. And this, for the most part, is the largest source of frustration. In the requisite tourist trip 90 minute visit, you don’t really see much and none of the further flung cool stuff like the amphitheatre.

This also means that all the thousands of people arriving in Pompeii each day are concentrated in pretty much the same area. This makes it permanently busy and you find taking photos of anything without a fat American in the shot is next to impossible. It also means that you often have to wait to get into houses and villas as it is full of, well, more fat Americans.

But before I appear too negative, Pompeii is a real treat. Just try to make your own way there, go early and have a really good explore. There is much more still to be uncovered at Pompeii but, like Herculaneum, most excavation has stopped in favour of preservation ( presumably from fat Americans ).

Sadly, no images of the, ahem, erotic art, I sped my young daughter past that at high speed.

Unlike Herculaneum, the streets are very wide in keeping with Pompeii being busy port full of bustling commerce, chariots and the like. Again, the Romans rather kindly made it easy for the pedestrian to cross the street without getting ones toga caught up in the effluent and horse leavings.

These photos are taken up the streets that the guides don’t take you, hence the relative quiet.

To illustrate my point, I give you a fat American. I assume he was American. As you can see, even on a cold October day, it’s a busy place. Don’t expect to sit peacefully taking in the awesome Roman-ness of it all, your silence will soon get broken.

The forum at Pompeii is very impressive. A big football field of an area (not pictured here coz it was just too full of folk). At the north end of the forum is the Temple of Jupiter, seen here. That’s Jupiter’s head delicately placed on the bottom of a column like a talking head from Futurama. Wherever you go in Pompeii, the menacing presence of Vesuvius is always visible, which adds to the impact of it all.

The Temple of Apollo features some very nice sculpture. Although a smaller temple, the enclosing walls give it a good atmosphere.

If you were to ask the advice of Reeves and Mortimer on the tragedy of Pompeii, they would almost certainly say “If you’re going to sit and suck your thumb will a volcano erupts behind you, try not to sit and suck your thumb will a volcano erupts behind you“. As you can see from this photo, this is good advice (albeit the thumb sucking is entirely conjecture on my part). This is one of Pompeii’s famous body casts, presumably praying. That went well.

For the purposes of balance, it’s not just the Americans that were fat. Shotty! Volcano! Run fat boy run! ( a rare appearance from our intrepid blogger ).

*Edit – Pompeii is now on Google Street View – very cool.

PhotoBlog : Italy in HDR

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Category : photography

If you have a DSLR and you’ve not tried doing some HDR images, you really should. It’s a lot of fun. You just need to guard against getting carried away with it like me.

What is HDR? You ask…
Have you ever taken a photo of some mountains and sky and either the mountains have been under-exposed and black or the sky blown-out and white? This characterises an image that a high dynamic range (HDR) i.e. there are dark bits and light bits and getting the camera to expose both correctly is a bit tricky. So, how you do conquer this problem? Well, the pre-digital way was to use grad filters and the like but now, with advent of digital, there are ways round this.

There are many resources online that describe how to do this so I won’t drivel on here. Suffice to say that the way I do it ( and did in the images below ) is to shoot 3 images in a burst with differently compensated exposures -2, -0, +2. Later on I combined these three images in a program that can tone map them together. I used Dynamic Photo HDR.

A good place to start for more detail is the tutorials page on HDR Creme. HDR Creme is a cracking site dedicated to HDR photography. Also check out the HDR Group on Ipernity, great stuff there too. I’m not a huge fan of the extreme end of the processing, I try to keep things a little more natural.

When I was in Italy recently I pretty much shot everything in 3 shot bursts (the joys of massive memory cards). It is much better if you do this with a tripod but as I was on holiday and didn’t want to bore the family with setting up (and I didn’t want to carry the tripod) I did all these either handheld or perched on a flat surface somewhere. This is a selection of the HDR images I generated.

All can be downloaded hi-res for free by clicking on them.




People walking round Vesuvius’ crater rim



Boats in Sorrento Marina Piccolo



Sorrento, Marina Grande at Night



Not my car



Not my scooters



Sorrento at Night



Vesuvius Crater



Beach huts at Marina Grande