Random Poem #1

Nothing rhymes with anythingBut nothing rhymes with orangeSo orange rhymes with anythingAnd everything rhymes with orange


Really. What is the point of wigs?Here’s an idea. When someone goes to buy a wig, give them counselling instead.Poor misguided buffoons.
The Butterfly Effect

The Butterfly Effect

“Yeah, we know, chaos and that.” Well no. This is a different one. Although not without an element of chaos. This butterfly effect is all about flitting from flower to flower. And is the perfect analogy for what I have to fight against most. In short, I...

Athletic? Moi?

Friday. “Dress down” day.Only one thought. Why do they make men’s clothes with the word ‘Athletic’ on them in XXL+ sizes?